Crazy NRI'$

Dear NRI, One Mac Book and 1 gold biscuit please !!

We NRIs are what?

Millionaires !!  Can afford anything !!Drive only Audis and Mercs !!

Did I miss something???

Oh yeah !! I did. Ask us for  anything from Hollister Shirt to Macbook anytime ! Anytime baby !!

If  this is what you think, Welcome darlings !! Welcome !!

1. We are frickin rich- I mean come on, we earn what ? 3-4 lakhs(6,000$-8,000$) per month ! It's not like we pay 30% in taxes, $1000-$2000 just for rent and we don't need gas, food and anything people in India need. After all, we are NRIs.

2.We have awesome jobs- All NRIs are software engineers ! Salam Namaste !! 

Wanna know how much we earn???

(http://trak.in/tags/business/2007/06/22/what-is-the-average-earnings-of-a-non-resident-indian/)

And how much we spend??? 

Because we are not Aliens !!	There goes our $$ !!
Home Sweet Home !!	$1000-$2000
Utilities	$300
Hurray ! 5$ for Chillies ..	$300
My dear husband !! M not cooking today !!!	$200( I'm being very modest, I tell ya)
Zuyy ! Zuyy !! Zuyy !!!	$400
Whsitles !! Premier Shows !!!	$200
Insurance	$200
Household stuff	$200
Blah Blah Blah !	$200
And Yayyy !! How much is it??	Ta da ta da !!!  $3000-$4000

3.We pursue Masters,get a high paid job and bindaas ! Life jil jil jiga.. Just one thing...Will you please clear my $40,000 education loan? Please :)

4.We have Black Friday Sales-Right! Right ! I totally forgot dude. We shall stand in a Q a whole night just to buy you an i-phone for 500$ which we ourselves can barely afford and  buy with a 2 year contract.

5.We own 2 houses in India and still can't afford you a pair of Ray-ban ! Why?? Oops !! I think I just answered your question !!

6.Ahh! How rude of me? All you ask for is a favor ! We just need to buy and bring. You will pay us off later. That's so easy !! And somehow, we save years for a down payment on a Nissan car !!! (Not a Merc)

7.Actually, to be frank, not everyone in India asks for accessories and electronics. There are some really simple and sweet people who asks for..Drum Roll Please !! "Diapers Yo"

8. Take a perfume - Eh :/ This brand is available in India as well these days :/

    Take a Samsung TV- *_* !!! Aww :D Eat one more laddoo beta ! ( And I thought Samsung is an international brand) 

9. Oh ! You bought a i-pad mini to us and i-pad air to your parents !! That's ok my dear daughter-in-law.It's just 3-inch  difference of love  :/ :/ 

10. Thanks my friend !! The tripod you sent is amazing :D Btw if you don't mind, can you send one more to my boy friend ??

Not applied to millionaires but millions of NRIs. 

Not applied to all the dear ones in India but to ones,you know who ;)

When you think of  asking something to a NRI, think about the first thing why we are NRIs !!!