Dear NRI, One Mac Book and 1 gold biscuit please !!
We NRIs are what?
Millionaires !! Can afford anything !!Drive only Audis and Mercs !!
Did I miss something???
Oh yeah !! I did. Ask us for anything from Hollister Shirt to Macbook anytime ! Anytime baby !!
If this is what you think, Welcome darlings !! Welcome !!
1. We are frickin rich- I mean come on, we earn what ? 3-4 lakhs(6,000$-8,000$) per month ! It's not like we pay 30% in taxes, $1000-$2000 just for rent and we don't need gas, food and anything people in India need. After all, we are NRIs.
2.We have awesome jobs- All NRIs are software engineers ! Salam Namaste !!
Wanna know how much we earn???
And how much we spend???
Because we are not Aliens !!
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There goes our $$ !!
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Home Sweet Home !!
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$1000-$2000
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Utilities
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$300
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Hurray ! 5$ for Chillies ..
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$300
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My dear husband !! M not cooking today !!!
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$200( I'm being very modest, I tell ya)
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Zuyy ! Zuyy !! Zuyy !!!
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$400
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Whsitles !! Premier Shows !!!
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$200
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Insurance
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$200
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Household stuff
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$200
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Blah Blah Blah !
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$200
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And Yayyy !! How much is it??
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Ta da ta da !!! $3000-$4000
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3.We pursue Masters,get a high paid job and bindaas ! Life jil jil jiga.. Just one thing...Will you please clear my $40,000 education loan? Please :)
4.We have Black Friday Sales-Right! Right ! I totally forgot dude. We shall stand in a Q a whole night just to buy you an i-phone for 500$ which we ourselves can barely afford and buy with a 2 year contract.
5.We own 2 houses in India and still can't afford you a pair of Ray-ban ! Why?? Oops !! I think I just answered your question !!
6.Ahh! How rude of me? All you ask for is a favor ! We just need to buy and bring. You will pay us off later. That's so easy !! And somehow, we save years for a down payment on a Nissan car !!! (Not a Merc)
7.Actually, to be frank, not everyone in India asks for accessories and electronics. There are some really simple and sweet people who asks for..Drum Roll Please !! "Diapers Yo"
8. Take a perfume - Eh :/ This brand is available in India as well these days :/
Take a Samsung TV- *_* !!! Aww :D Eat one more laddoo beta ! ( And I thought Samsung is an international brand)
9. Oh ! You bought a i-pad mini to us and i-pad air to your parents !! That's ok my dear daughter-in-law.It's just 3-inch difference of love :/ :/
10. Thanks my friend !! The tripod you sent is amazing :D Btw if you don't mind, can you send one more to my boy friend ??
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Not applied to millionaires but millions of NRIs.
Not applied to all the dear ones in India but to ones,you know who ;)
When you think of asking something to a NRI, think about the first thing why we are NRIs !!!
